ladieeling

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If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

violetverdeau:

I’ve always suspected this man of being a genius…
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

skanke:

acidic-child:

Holy shit

oUCH
plasmatics-life:

Love Island | (by WallpaperStock)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)